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This dude must have received a HUGE response from sending out this garbage…funniest thing i have read in a while…well done buddy !!

“Subject: just kiss me and get it over with!
Message: Hey

Just finished reading your new bio and noticed that you look like an interesting pain in the butt. :)Gotta love a girl who knows NPR, can share an espresso and have an edge at the same time (That’s as long as you are that cute woman from the photo, and not some 900 pound woman who stole her cute friend photo to attract a gorgeous “boy” just like me) :)anywayssss, I’m sure that there’s a lot more to you than what you put in your profile, and definitely it would be interesting to discover the rest and also to see how you behave in public and if you can be nice to the stuff (waiter/waitresses) if we ever to meet. Hopefully you are not a typical New Yorker which will be very refreshing on Jdate (and I’m sure you know what I am talking about with all those corny Emails and generic personalities) so if you are emotionally available and you are NOT taking any prescription drugs these days, and you ready to stop browsing and start spending time with someone real write back and say hi (But please do not use hi, as you can see it’s already taken) Looking forward to do some brainstorming.

Don’t be shy
Sal”

There are many dating tips for guys but not all of them are worth it when it comes to the matter of dating and women. You see there are loads of dating tips out there on the internet and other sources yet only a few of these dating tips actually help men. There are some stunning dating tips which are guaranteed to help you achieve the desired results with females fast. Read on to discover what these dating tips are and how you can use them to achieve stunning results with women…

Dating tip 1- Never act too impressed too early- This is something you must be careful about at all times. You see what normally happens is that most guys end up acting too impressed too early due to which the girl they are with loses all the attraction towards them. The reason why this happens is simply due to the fact that when the girl discovers that you want her real bad she you become an easy catch and girls are normally after guys who are some what of a challenge.

Dating tip 2- First impression is the last impression- This is one of the most important dating tips for guys. You see if you make a lousy first impression it would be extremely hard for you to make a good impression again. Once a woman discovers that you are something she doesn’t want to have there is absolutely no way she will feel attracted towards you again. Therefore keep in mind to make a great first impression.

Dating tip 3- Act as if you are something even if you are average- Most guys feel that it’s all about the looks but the fact of the matter is that looks don’t matter that much. Now you might feel that you have read before in dating tips at other places that looks do make a difference. You see the fact of the matter is that looks have very little to do when you have a strong personality. This is one of the most under looked dating tips for guys. Girls would value you more if you are confident about yourself and carry a frame of mind. Guys concentrate more on your behavior than what you look like.

Dating tip 4- Forget the outcome just have fun- Another important dating tip for guys is to forget the outcome which means not to think about whether she will like you or not. Just be in the moment and try to have some fun. You see when you forget what she might think about you, she automatically starts to like you since she will have a great time in your company because you are enjoying yourself.

You’re head over heels in love with a Venus, the one girl you’ll be happy with forever… only two problems remain: She’s older than you, and you’re younger than her. This article will allow you to win the girl of your dreams.

Steps

1. Be mature. When she’s passing you in the hallway, don’t keep talking to your best friend about Earth Bound, talk about something mature such as a team you might be in, a book you might have recently read, something you know someone her age would be interested in.
2. Be conscious about your appearance. If you’re playing with your GameBoy and smell like you haven’t taken a shower in 2 days, you had better hope that she doesn’t notice you. Make sure to wear cologne (but not too much), comb your hair and focus on making yourself as good-looking as possible. If you don’t know what cologne to get, have a girl that’s a friend help you. Try to look as tall as you possibly can. Sorry to short guys, but taller guys usually have an easier time with a girl’s attention. Put your chest out(it shows confidence), and try to put yourself in a position where you look like the center of everything.
3. Join an activity she is in and/or might be interested in. If she is in a debate team, joining the team and looking smart will get her to respect you.
4. Don’t be ashamed to ask her out. This is a sure way to prove you’re more mature than you look and that’s a good thing.
5. Make friends with her friends One tip is to make friends with her friends. That way, you don’t look like a complete outsider and it makes you look (and feel) more connected with the group.

Video Link How to Attract an Older Women

Tips

• Attracting an older girl requires the exact same skills as getting a girl your age; you just have to be better at them.
• Be aware she might like you but she might have a problem dating a younger guy because her classmates and friends might make fun of her.
• When you talk to her, don’t try to sound smarter than you would normally be at your age, it will make you look like an idiot.
• There’s usually a friend of hers that everybody can read like a book. Ask her friend questions that can help you.
• Confections can be hard. You can talk to her friend that can help and you trust.
• Also don’t forget that you have to like a girl by personality.If you like her because of her looks than later on you’ll find out you REALLY don’t like her!

A friend of yours is dating and you couldn’t be happier for them. Now that your friend is half of a couple, how do you avoid being a third wheel when spending time with your friend?

Steps

1. Do not be around the couple constantly. While this can be difficult if you’re used to hanging out with your friend all the time, it’s time to realize that dating has shifted the time availability that your friend now has. A new couple is going to want some time to themselves, the more you can give them their space when they need it, the less anyone will resent your presence when you are around.
2. Suggest group activities. You’ll feel less of a third wheel if you’re not the only person there aside from the couple. Have other mutual friends come along.
3. Get to know your friend’s new girlfriend or boyfriend. Find out what you have in common. If the three of you all get along, you can be more comfortable as a group.
4. Ask your friend to hang out when it’s just the two of you, so you won’t be encroaching on dating time.
5. Develop other activities and interests. Make a point of spending more time with your other friends. Consider an after school activity or a different pastime. Not only will you have fun while your friend is out on dates, you’ll have lots to tell him or her about next time you’re together, but don’t make the point of telling them about it to make them jealous of your new activities and friends.

Tips

• Feeling jealous is natural but don’t get angry at your friends new partner. It’s not their fault you feel the way you do.

• A way to solve your problem as not being a third wheel anymore is to start yourself a relationship. In this case there will be four people to hang out or you could just spend the time

If you’re not having much success with online dating and you’re a man, you’re probably making the same mistakes over and over again. Here’s how to avoid them and better your chances of finding a partner online!

Steps

1. Remember that when creating your profile, less is more. You want to stand out and be memorable without revealing too much. Keep your essays short, punchy, playful, and positive. Reveal enough personal detail to create a quick connection but not so much that you remove the mystery.
2. Upload 2-5 flattering, but accurate pictures. Resist the temptation to include out of date photos when you had 30% more hair and 20% fewer pounds. You should be smiling in at least one of your photos; unless you never smile in real life, 2-5 unsmiling photos will make you look uncharacteristically moody and sinister. Even if you’ve got a great 6-pack, don’t go shirtless in any of your photos. Even if you look great in that photo with your ex, don’t post a cutout of yourself with a phantom manicured hand on your shoulder.
3. Keep it real. Some readers will check your profile for accuracy at an online dating review site. And every other member will just avoid a second date if you are not the man your profile presented you to be.
4. When messaging a potential date, say something friendly and thoughtful about her profile. Women on dating sites get dozens of messages a week from men saying nothing more than “Hi, how are you, want to meet me?” This creates the impression that many men are lazily sending the same message to as many women as possible, hoping to get a response from at least one of them, and trying to sound cool and nonchalant. This strategy backfires. You want to sound specifically interested in her, not desperate for a date with just anyone.
5. Check your spelling and grammar. It doesn’t take long, and most people say that poor writing is an instant turn-off.
6. If she responds with questions about you, take the time to answer them. Be friendly.
7. Choose the time and place if you’re making the invite. People tend to respect decisive partners. So decide/suggest the cafe, time and date. If the person can’t make it when you suggest, reschedule within reason. The person will get the impression that you are not timid and are comfortable making decisions. This is good, although being pushy, demanding, or adamant is not the image you want to convey, either; find that comfortable median. If she suggests a time or location that is more convenient to her, be as accommodating as possible.
8. Set your expectations low before the first date. By keeping your cool, you will stay on your game during the date, not complicate things with “high” expectations, and thereby avoid disappointment. The goal is to have fun and see if there’s potential chemistry, not to get serious and find out ASAP if you’ve found your ultimate soul mate.
9. Ask enough questions to keep the conversation flowing, but don’t ask a long series of unrelated personal questions as if you are conducting an interview. Talk about yourself enough to let her get to know you, but don’t brag about all your accomplishments or unload all your troubles.
10. Be relaxed at the coffee date. Don’t mention past partners or that you haven’t been dating for a long time. Just have some fun and enjoy.

When you sign up with an online dating website, the next thing that you should do is to formulate an excellent profile.

Steps

1. Stick out from the crowd. When people are searching through profiles, you want yours to be prominent and persuade people to click and read your ad. You can do this in two ways: use of appropriate caption and picture. A photo taken against a white wall will do you a lot of good. Similarly, using an animated gif while spinning through numerous face photos can work wonders. Your caption should be ingenious and funny.
2. Catch the attention of the right people. In case you are looking for a precise type of person, there is a simple and yet effective way to attract them. The majority of modern dating sites use profile-matching software. They make use of keywords from your profile and match them with equivalent keywords on other profiles. Therefore, it’s imperative that you use the right keywords/tags in your profile.
3. Provide appropriate information.It is significant to state enough about you to let someone know if they wish to make the first contact. Your aim is to be light and funny with the information you provide. However, try not to take yourself too seriously. Only talk about your positive aspects, never talk about any negatives.

Internet dating can lead to finding your love, and many times leads to marriage. You can find a friend, or it might lead to disaster and even death. It is extremely important to heed the “Red Flags” that pop up in your mind when you sense or hear something that just does not seem right about the person on the other end. You should realize that they may not always be the person that they present over email. Be aware! Be wary! Be alert! Be safe!

1. Find a dating site. There are many out there, with more new ones starting up often. Find a site that is reputable. Stay away from the sleazy sites. It would be good to find a site that specializes in your interests such as gay dating, black dating, and even specialized religious sites.
2. Remember that most of the sites will offer you a free trial period. If they ask for your credit card, be assured they will charge you after that trial period ‘unless’ you make sure you cancel prior to that date (see tip below).
3. Register with honest information about yourself. Do not lie about your weight and interests, or show a photo of you when you were much younger. After all, the idea of Internet dating is to actually meet in person eventually.
4. Remember never to give out personal information. No telephone number, no address, no last name. If things go well, you can do this later.
5. Make sure that when you connect with someone to keep the conversation on email for awhile. Create a new email address for yourself to use only for dating sites. Do not give out your personal Internet address.
6. Try to find out as much as possible about the other person, via email, so you can get a sense of what he is like. With practice, you can tell a lot about the other person from how he responds to questions, and what he says on email.
7. Red Flag Warning

   Do not give out your phone number; instead, ask for his. Call him, but make sure you use the phone blocker if you use your home phone. If you have a cell phone, use that! If he refuses to give you his phone number, be wary. He may be married or have ulterior motives, but he may be just as wary as you are. Instead of talking on the phone, suggest a meeting in a neutral place. (see below)

8. Be wary if he asks if you have a web cam. Most of the time, men with web cams want to show themselves naked. This is a great big “Red Flag”.
9. When you talk to him on the telephone, and, after a bit of chit chat, he suddenly starts talking about sexual things, or asks you what you are wearing, hang up. This is a “Red Flag”.
10. Some people don’t like to chit-chat over email for long periods of time or give out their phone numbers. Don’t be put off if he asks to meet you. Ask him where he would like to meet. Be wary if he suggests meeting at his place or yours. This is another Red Flag; stop communicating with him immediately. Always meet in a public, neutral place, preferably during the day.
11. When meeting him for the first time be sure to choose a public location, where there are plenty of people around, such as a restaurant or cafe near a busy street. Only after you have gotten to know him well and feel safe around him should you invite him over dinner, etc.
12. Also tell a friend or family member that you are meeting someone for the first time, where you’re meeting, and what his name is. Also give them his phone number if you have it.

According to a recent survey done by DateWatchers.com, most people are starting to get comfortable with online dating. However, some minor mistakes are still what keeps people from meeting the person they so badly deserve. Online dating can be fun and easy if you know the tricks of the trade. Read these helpful dating tips and you could be the busiest person on the block in no time.

Steps

1. Be honest with the with yourself about the kind of woman your looking for. Don’t settle for anything you’re not really looking for.
2. Have a professionally taken picture uploaded into your profile. You are looking for a partner, you might as well put your best foot forward.
3. Log on a couple times a week. Don’t seem so desperate that the internet is your last and only hope to find that someone special. For all you know the right person is out at the Library, Coffee Shop, or buying groceries. You have to be positive and think that way as well. People are not attracted to desperation.
4. Check a few times a week to see if anyone new has shown up that may interest you.
5. Dont hound the same person over and over, send them a message or two and after that leave them alone they probably arent interested.
6. When writing things about yourself tell people what kind of person you are looking for, but dont put limits on things. Like “I only date people who dont smoke.” or “I only want someone who makes more money than me.” There are a lot of people out there with a lot of different interests so be broad because you never know, people may surprise you and open you up to new things you never knew you liked.
7. Some of these online dating websites are getting pretty sophisticated in the way they match up people but that does not mean that they cannot make mistakes. Another important dating tip is to always check someone out for yourself before you accept a date from them. Just because an emotionless computer thinks you may be a good match for someone does not mean that you are. Look their profile over and email them a few times before making the decision to meet.
8. Everyone is looking for that special someone and if you are using an online dating service then dating tips are good things to pay attention to. You always want to be smart when you talk to people online, and remember to be safe.

Tips

• 1. There are a lot of dating tips about how to present your interests so that you can be matched up with someone of similar interests. Of all the dating tips I have ever seen the best ones always talk about being yourself and listing all of your interests and not just the mainstream ones . If you like walking through graveyards at night then you may want to list that, because at some point all of your interests will come out to the person you are dating. One of the best dating tips you can be given is to outline everything right up front so that there are no major surprises later on in the relationship.